WayOfTheRonin !=”1 of honour”

Or, “The way of the ronin is not one of honour”

I am late to the game, but it would seem that my mind has finally wringed its grubby hands around good friend JavaScript. For those not in the feudal-Japan-know, a ronin was essentially what you’d call a samurai without a master or instructor. As such, these ronin would go about their indy rebel ways, forging their own ideals without the traditions of samurai honour and etcetera.

Well, kind of anyway…

You won’t believe your brains

I’ve just conducted a critically radical experiment with life changing results. In a series of edge-of-your-seat events that are so exciting I won’t even tell you about them, I’ve breached the barrier of one of mankind and science’s greatest collective mysteries.

Which falls faster?

A ROCK SOLID ROCK OR AN ORDINARY FEATHER?

You will be freaking surprised, shocked and absolutely express something like “I am amazed.”

Unbelievable findings, after this link!

“But really, you know, about that…”

(That’s not actually a quote, I just put quotation marks around a sentence.)

Part II! So that last post was me being particularly endearing.

Common floppy disks measured 3.5 inches / 8.9 centimetres and housed 1.44 megabytes. Now, a micro SD card the size of your pinky-fingernail can happily carry 32000 megabytes. Good stuff. Just don’t drop it in a haystack. That would be like finding a 32GB micro SD card in a haystack. Mhm.

Floppy disk stack

But it’s not totally, completely, always cool

Dear technology

You are more than about as awesome and welcome in this world as free, cool looking hats. You are like walking through a park and finding a five dollar note and being told to keep it when you ask if people have dropped it and then giving it to a fund raising kid to get Caramello Koalas but in a way that has to do with technology being good. I would say that you are as great to use as computers but I’m afraid of triggering a simile paradox.

Storm troopers installing ram

It’s pretty cool!

To: Navigator

I get that feeling

When we’re apart

I get the teaching that I can’t be without you

Without you babu

- Captain

Hello world!

I’ve always liked this post for being so friendly that I can’t bring myself to get rid of it.